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What if the whole world was a big house?

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Year 2213, all the continents has shrunk to one big land where authorities have built a big house. The house is as big as the land itself. It is taller than beyond your imagination, in such a way that the top floor touches the scars of the moon. And the bottom lies somewhere between the crust and the core. The luxury in the building flourishes as you go up and the bottom floors smells of poverty and sadness. This entire house functions on the rental basis. Here, the most desired frames are the ones which lie closer to the moon, soothing and pleasant and as you go down, the market drops its value so does the humanity.  This whole building is run by an online platform based on US(Hollywood movies insisted me to write that). Though there were many options like apartment rental schemes followed by home rental schemes and  even loft rental schemes, the top floor penthouses which are only given to the top richest animals on earth like Mr. Gates who is the family founder of t...

Top 10 reasons why you should have a secretary hotter than your wife

Ever wondered why having a secretary with more physical assets than mental ones could be a good thing, even if you’re married? Read on! You know the catch – 44, you’re a hardworking family man with a wife and two kids at home, trying to get the food on the table. Life seems normal, at times boring. Your work takes up too much time, and there’s just not enough excitement in the bedroom. Then all of a sudden, your old assistant gets replaced by a new, young, hot fox. Oh mama…! You want her to do more than arrange your files and take your calls; you want her, her body against yours. But you’re a good man, an honest man. Or at least you have to pretend to be. Damn society. Damn your family. Oh well, there are some things that you can enjoy without breaking any morals or ethical codes. Here’s the list of the very best of them. 10. Having a hot secretary motivates you to work hard(er). You don’t want her to think of you as a slacker, or even some older pervert. You ...

Top 10 Reason why Condoms are better than girlfriends?

Description – Ever wondered what can be little better than your girlfriend? Well I don’t know anything which is little better than her but here is a thing which is loads better than her – CONDOMS. Surprised? Now go ahead with the article and press the delete button for your girlfriend and fall in love with CONDOMS. Good luck. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am not sure if you are here because you want to have a breakup with your girlfriend or you want to have sex with her using a good condom but I am sure you need to know something more about something and since I have no idea who your girlfriend is, only thing I can comment on is Condoms. Believe it or not, any day condoms are better than your girlfriends and when I say they are good, I mean they are best and have enough potential to replace your girlfriends. Before going in “why condoms are good” we should analyse why girlfriends are not. So here ...

Indian style vs Western Style

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Indian style vs Western Style When today everyone around is talking about ‘Oppa Gangnam Style’, I would like to take your attention to Indian and western style and I wish I was talking about some dance form not some “Toilet Shit”…oops. Well it’s been quite a long time since I am using the Indian style perhaps my whole life, come-on I am an Indian but that doesn’t mean I don’t use Western, I can find them everywhere… people here say it’s “westernization”. Yeah, people use this term “Westernization” to blame everything they don’t understand happening in our society from unhealthy food habits to our changing fashion codes. So, let’s ignore that term and get on to our real topic “toilets”. Well to me it really doesn’t matter as long as my shit is getting flushed but to many people it really does matter. Thus, let me highlight some points on both kinds of shit drinkers. Being a regular user of both the kind of toilets I can’t find anyone better than me to comment on this issue...