Indian style vs Western Style

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Indian style vs Western Style
When today everyone around is talking about ‘Oppa Gangnam Style’, I would like to take your attention to Indian and western style and I wish I was talking about some dance form not some “Toilet Shit”…oops.
Well it’s been quite a long time since I am using the Indian style perhaps my whole life, come-on I am an Indian but that doesn’t mean I don’t use Western, I can find them everywhere… people here say it’s “westernization”. Yeah, people use this term “Westernization” to blame everything they don’t understand happening in our society from unhealthy food habits to our changing fashion codes. So, let’s ignore that term and get on to our real topic “toilets”. Well to me it really doesn’t matter as long as my shit is getting flushed but to many people it really does matter. Thus, let me highlight some points on both kinds of shit drinkers.
Being a regular user of both the kind of toilets I can’t find anyone better than me to comment on this issue – So let me go ahead:-
      1.         You will love Indian style if you are a poor or even middle classed Indian and you’ll hate it if you are not and if you are from somewhere outside India, just switch to next point, save some time.     

      2.       You got limited time if you are shitting in an Indian style since you squat and sit in and it start hurting your fore legs after a while unlike western toilets where you can take as long as shit you want and read magazines perhaps.

      3.       ‘Indian style’ saves time – Since we squat in an Indian style, the amount of shit per second gets out from asshole(anus in civilized society) is bit more than from the shitting in western pots where we sit in the chair position and read magazines. Yeah, I am serious.

      4.       Take your own Shit – Indian style follows the mechanism of wiping your own shit with your hand (doesn’t really matter which hand) but in western style we usually have jets to clear our butt hole (again, anus in civilized society) or tissue paper works just fine with most of the people.

      5.       Masturbation friendly – Western style is masturbation friendly for obvious reason, you are intelligent enough to figure out how but Indian style where it’s quite impossible to do some self-study though you can try standing in and doing your mess but trust me you have better places.


So, it’s your choice to go anywhere you want, who am I to stop or even divert your shit?
So, why did I write this post?
I don’t know… just shitting in western style and missing my Indian style.

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