Top 10 Reason why Condoms are better than girlfriends?

Description – Ever wondered what can be little better than your girlfriend? Well I don’t know anything which is little better than her but here is a thing which is loads better than her – CONDOMS. Surprised? Now go ahead with the article and press the delete button for your girlfriend and fall in love with CONDOMS. Good luck.

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I am not sure if you are here because you want to have a breakup with your girlfriend or you want to have sex with her using a good condom but I am sure you need to know something more about something and since I have no idea who your girlfriend is, only thing I can comment on is Condoms. Believe it or not, any day condoms are better than your girlfriends and when I say they are good, I mean they are best and have enough potential to replace your girlfriends. Before going in “why condoms are good” we should analyse why girlfriends are not.

So here is my list of _ 10 Things men hate about their Girlfriends –

10 – Attitude – well men can tolerate a piece of shit on their dinner but attitude in  girls are something which no one can hold on and best part is it comes irrelevant to the way they look… that hurts, that hurts their penises. To all girls – Please drop it, it won’t give you salary for sure.

9 – Allergy with criticism – Doesn’t matter they say truth or lie to her that she doesn’t look good in tight clothes. She just can’t take it. To all girls – Learn to believe.

8 – They love babies and dog AND EVERY ANNOYING THING ON EARTH and start pampering them, doesn’t matter where they are. Middle of a road or in a mall, Location Just doesn’t make a difference. To all girls – Please understand it’s embarrassing.

7 – Toooo much worried about the way they look – Men go bankrupted on monthly basis for just paying for shopping and beauty parlour bills. To all girls – Men don’t look where you think they do – stop polishing your face and shaping your nails.

6 – They don’t like Video games, they don’t know about them either – Last day one of my friend said to his girl that he can’t accompany her to beauty parlour because he was playing “Halo” but still she can use his credit card and she said – What do you mean by “Halo”?

How a human doesn’t know what Halo is… and that is the moment you say to yourself, my girlfriend is dumb. To all girls – Please read online – There is something called “Google”, try to use it, it’s good.

5 – “Thinking” according to which their birthday and valentine day is a national holiday. To all Girls – Men don’t get holidays on those two days; they can’t be holding your whole hand whole day.

4 – Calling & Texting at the exact moments when they really shouldn’t – They say invention of Phones are the greatest invention of all, I disagree… I rather take them as the weapons used by girls. To all Girls – Men are not free all the time, how hard is that to understand.

3 – Somehow making everything his fault – Doesn’t matter it’s the death of her cat or the reason why her relationship isn’t working, male part of relationship gets blame for everything. To all girls – You all should get recruited in Insurance companies.

2 – The most dramatic object in the whole world – It doesn’t matter to her whether America is on election or economy of India is drastically going down but if her makeup gets wrong, she becomes a monster and there starts blah blah and blah. To all girls; please for god sake stop over reacting.

1 – “That time of a month” – Somehow men manage to get everything on place and tolerate their girlfriends by one way or other but when “that time comes of a month” she gets all irritated, repulsive to all kind of physical touches and intolerant. To all girls - No comments.

Now you have the rough sketch ‘why men hate their girlfriends’ and now it’s the time for you to catch the bus which will ride you to the reasons where condoms are better than girls. When I say condoms are better than girls, many of you will disagree but I don’t have an issue with that you can think whatever you want – here is my point of view…

Top 10 reasons to knock you out –

10    - They are Cool – Condoms now come in all shapes, sizes and colour and they feel great all the time not sometimes like girls do.

9        - They keep you safe – Doesn’t matter how much you fuck around. It keeps you safe and sound and save you from diseases where girls give us those STD’s like Gonorrhoea and they don’t have big brothers and father to give you a harsh massage.

8        - They are cheap – They give you protection for almost free of cost from STDs and don’t visit beauty parlours or any such places.

7 – They avoid Pregnancies – They make sure that no more stupid homo-sapiens come to earth and control the population unlike girls who always want a baby or two or three…

6 - They Show maturity – They take care about your sexual health and taking care of one’s  sexual health  is seem to be responsible and mature enough; at least more than Girls.

5 – They don’t get Periods – Well, this means they don’t bleed or leak out like those creatures we were talking about.

4 – Less Stress - It Provides a sense of security knowing that it is reducing the chances of STDs and pregnancy and ultimately taking away the stress elements from us .

3 – They don’t stick – They have lubricants to avoid the frictions and stickiness whereas girls are amazingly sticky in nature.

2 – Could Save your life – They save your life from different diseases at the same time girls take away every possible breathe from you.

 1 - They are use and throw – They don’t follow you to your home or office and you can dump them after the usage and they don’t feel bad whatsoever.

The greatest thing is that now condoms are available everywhere from government hospitals to local stores to gas stations to your father’s wallet and no reason will be accepted if you are having sex without condoms. There are flavored condoms, condoms with enhanced sensation, XL condoms and the list goes on which kills the option of girlfriends. So buy one and live happily… or make a girlfriend and get sucked by your life…Choice is yours! Have a condom day.