Top 10 reasons why you should have a secretary hotter than your wife

Ever wondered why having a secretary with more physical assets than mental ones could be a good thing, even if you’re married? Read on!

You know the catch – 44, you’re a hardworking family man with a wife and two kids at home, trying to get the food on the table. Life seems normal, at times boring. Your work takes up too much time, and there’s just not enough excitement in the bedroom. Then all of a sudden, your old assistant gets replaced by a new, young, hot fox. Oh mama…! You want her to do more than arrange your files and take your calls; you want her, her body against yours. But you’re a good man, an honest man. Or at least you have to pretend to be. Damn society. Damn your family. Oh well, there are some things that you can enjoy without breaking any morals or ethical codes. Here’s the list of the very best of them.

10. Having a hot secretary motivates you to work hard(er).

You don’t want her to think of you as a slacker, or even some older pervert. You want her to respect you, and we all know how women like being taken control of. She wants to see you in action. And while you fight for her, your boss will notice your improved performance and will be happy enough to give you a raise, or even a promotion.

9. You won’t spend time watching porn you’ll be staring at her.

We all know ourselves. Every now and then we like indulging ourselves in some good ol’ playing out of our fantasies. And every now and then we get into the mood at our office. Most workplaces have a firewall set up to prevent this, but it’s easy to by-pass this usually. Now, your secretary can make out when you’re genuinely busy, and when you aren’t. And people don’t really give a shit, everyone knows everyone else is disgusting, and if it were some old hag, you wouldn’t give two shits if she judged you, but not the new catch in town. After all, you have to maintain that level of professionalism in front of her.

8. You’ll work late shifts just to be with her.

She’s your secretary. She’s under your command. Of course in the day you won’t get a chance to have any one-to-one time, the office is packed, and it seems suspicious forcing an informal topic in the middle of her hectic schedule. But, every now and then, after everyone’s gone, and it’s just the two of you and coffee, it creates a romantic atmosphere. Which demands informal conversation. The late hours may get you more dough as well.

7. You won’t take days off anymore.

Why would you want to stay away from her on purpose? Besides, you’re probably going to get yelled at, at home, whereas if you maintain punctuality, it shows you to be a strong man, committed to an ideal. Chick may be into that, you never know. Also, why would you pass up the chance to not smell her, or have her hair brush down close to you? This won’t go unnoticed to your boss either, who may as well be in on it by now.

6. You have the perfect life to show off to your friends.

A family, a job, a wife, a hot tail; what else would rile up your friends, all wanting to tap your secretary. Not that you would, but right now, amongst all of you, you have the best chance. And all the effort you put into impress her has given you more pay, and the runner up for that big job you always wanted. WHAAAAAAT???

5. Keeps your sexuality in check.

Not that you’d turn gay of all the mundane activities, or the repetitive sex, but it’s just so nice to feel young and sexual ever so often, especially when soon enough you’ll be too old to get kinky with anything.

4. Tests your mental breaking point.

How far would you go with her? Just the flirting? Maybe coffee. Maybe more. More…? It helps create an active mental challenge. You have a family to take care of, a wife who loves you and who you love, why would you do anything to ruin that? But maybe you aren’t going to ruin that, maybe you just want to add to that. Add so much more to that. Wouldn’t that be the best; if you could have it all?

3. She’d get you into all the hip parties.

She’s young, you’re not. While you’re still all over that new iPad, not even knowing what the big deal is, she’s scoring the good stuff, and with the young crowd. She’s also getting into all the best clubs in all the good parties, AND free drinks! You might want to keep this one close just for that…

2. You can use her as a diversion to seal a deal with old, perverted, rich men.

People have only one real thing on their minds: sex. It doesn’t matter who you are, where you are, when it is; it’s simply human instinct. It’s bloody evolution. Which is why you can use your talented employee can help you gain some big contracts by humouring the clients. Now of course, you’ll need extremely perverted business men, which is…actually pretty easy. And you make your secretary sit with them, laugh at their unfunny jokes, bend over, and maybe even have some physical compliments, all while you get their approval on that big merger that your company wants so bad. After that, pretty soon you’ll be the boss, and you’ll have a swarm of divas at your beck and call.

1.       DAT ASS.

Let’s face it. We are visual creatures, we act on perception. And there’s nothing that motivates you like a pair of beautiful, luscious Gluteus Maximus; the bounce, jiggle, and the power, her slender body. And all the naughty fantasies that you think off. It’s really the only reason you need.

So while these reasons won’t save you if your wife catches you eyeing her, it certainly gives you that push you needed to make between hiring a smart, old, experienced man, or those set of boobs.